There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin' 
You gotta keep it beatin' 
For all the hoppin' cretins. 
Cretin! Cretin! 
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl 
My feet won't stop 
Doin' the Cretin Hop. 
Cretin! Cretin! 
1-2-3-4 
Cretins wanna hop some more 
4-5-6-7 
All good cretins go to heaven.