Oh, yeah, 
I was this close to getting a chair on the Polish philharmonic, 
and I nailed the audi-sh...
But   I didn't get it. 
Guess who did. Yo-yo Ma's cousin, Little Nepitizz. 
But anyway, I just decided to give up on myself and
become a teacher because those that can't do, teach. 
And those that can't teach, teach gym. 
*laughing*
Mr. Shneebly...
Hey Zach.
Just wanted to say, that was a really cool lesson.
Well, thanks dude. I'll see you back in class.

[Thanks to addictedtopierrebouvier@yahoo.com for lyrics]