You don't really want to get 
involved in my life
it's kinda scary like a slurpee brain frezze,
you don't really want to taste
more than the first kiss,
because if you do
there are some things you 
should know about me

Im a messed up kid
with a messed up head, 
driving this wreck of a life 
through all the yellows and reds
cause my messed up parents
messed up and had me 
if you want something totaled
just give me the keys 

so you think that's kind of charming
everyone you knows 
a little confused 
but I bet they're not all 
super-jinxed
black cloud bad luck shit magnet
psycho mood swing lunatics
like me 

I'm a messed up kid
with a messed up head
driving this wreck of a life
through all the yellows and reds
cause my messed up parents 
messed up and had me
if you want something totaled 
just give me the keys 
and all of my friends are all a mess
they're all a mess just like me
if you put us all together 
it gets really ugly
I'm a mess

I'm a messed up kid with a 
mess of a life
I look for boots with my teeth
And my back with a knife
I cant explain all the fuck 
Ups and failures
Cant remember any names
Its not something quantifiable 
And its not some kind of game
What does it mean when 
Everything's fucks up
What does it mean when 
Everything sucks
What does it mean when you don't
Want to leave the house
You'd rather stay in bed drunk
I'm a mess