Oh you can search far and wide,
You can drink the whole town dry.
You'll never find a beer so brown
But you'll never find a beer so brown
As the one we're drinking in our town.
You can kick your fancy ales.
You can drink em by the flagon.
But the only brew for the brave and true . . . 
Comes from the Green Dragon!

[Thanks to raycklr@yahoo.co.uk for lyrics]