You say "either" and I say "either" 
You say "neither" I say "neither" 
"Either" "either", "neither" "neither" 
Let's call the whole thing off 
You say "potato," I say "patattah" 
You say "tomato", I say "creole tomata" 
Oh, let's call the whole thing off 
Oh, if we call the whole thing off 
Then we must part and oh 
If we ever part, that would break my heart 
So, I say "ursta" you say "oyster" 
I'm not gonna stop eatin' urstas just cause you say oyster, 
Oh, let's call the whole thing off 
Oh, I say "pajamas", you say "pajamas" 
Sugar, what's the problem? 
Oh, for we know we need each other so 
We'd better call the calling off off 
So let's call it off, oh let's call it off 
Oh, let's call it off, baby let's call it off 
Sugar why don't we call it off, 
I'm talking baby why call it off 
Call it off¡­ 
Let's call the whole thing off